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The Doctor's Visit

Benjamin rushes to his doctor.


“Doctor, you’ve got to give me something to make me young again. I’ve got a date with this beautiful young girl tonight.”

His doctor said, “Hold on a second, you’re 70 years old, there’s really not a lot I can do for you.”

Benjamin replies, “But doctor, my friend Tony is much older than I am and he says he has sex three times a week.”

“OK”, says the doctor, “so why don't you say it too?!”

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