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Please keep it simple
Patrick is sitting at a table in Minky's Kosher Restaurant waiting to be served. When the waitress finally arrives, he says to her, "I've never ate at a kosher restaurant before, so what kind of food do you serve here?
The waitress is a bit grumpy as she replies, "I’ve got chicken legs, chopped stomach liver, stewed kidneys, braised heart, turkey neck, lamb shoulder, spare ribs, marrow bones, sliced shin, marinated pickled tongue, chicken breast, thick thigh bones, and goose shanks. I've also got kreplach, pierogi, chamin, farfel, gribnes, huluptzes, p'tcha, knish, tzimmes, stuffed kishka, .............."
But before she can continue, Patrick interrupts her and says, "Please don’t tell me any more of your medical troubles. I'm sorry to hear that you're not very well. Just bring me a bowl of tomato soup with two slices of white bread."
The waitress is a bit grumpy as she replies, "I’ve got chicken legs, chopped stomach liver, stewed kidneys, braised heart, turkey neck, lamb shoulder, spare ribs, marrow bones, sliced shin, marinated pickled tongue, chicken breast, thick thigh bones, and goose shanks. I've also got kreplach, pierogi, chamin, farfel, gribnes, huluptzes, p'tcha, knish, tzimmes, stuffed kishka, .............."
But before she can continue, Patrick interrupts her and says, "Please don’t tell me any more of your medical troubles. I'm sorry to hear that you're not very well. Just bring me a bowl of tomato soup with two slices of white bread."