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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Thinking Ahead

Little Simon has been naughty and is sent to bed by his father.  He has only been in bed for a few minutes when he shouts downstairs, "Daddy, oh daddy."

"What do you want?" asks his father.


"I'm thirsty daddy," replies Simon, "can you bring me up a glass of water?"


"No," says his father, "you had your chance earlier.  Now get to bed and turn off the light."


A few minutes later, "Daddy, oh daddy"


"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" shouts his father.


"I told you, daddy, I'm very thirsty.  Can I please have a drink of water?"


"I’ve already told you the answer.  If you ask again, you’ll be punished."


Again, a few minutes later, "Daddy, oh daddy"


"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?" shouts his father.


"When you come upstairs to punish me, daddy, can you bring a drink of water with you?"

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