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The Boat Trip

Paul and Bernard are out enjoying themselves one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.

Bernard says to Paul, "So listen, Paul, I have a problem, you know I don't swim at all well."

But luckily, Paul remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class years ago when he was just a youngster and so he begins pulling Bernard towards safety.  After fifteen minutes of this, however, Paul begins to grow quite tired – all his energy had left him.  And finally, just 100 feet from land, Paul asks Bernard, "So Bernard, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Bernard replies, " Paul, this is a hell of a time to be asking about money!"

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Kiddush Club

Date: Oct 5 '15
Sponsor: Rachel Eisenberg
Erev Simchat Torah Kiddush, in memory of Harold Eisenberg (AH)
Date: Feb 20 '16
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In honour of yahrzeit of beloved husband Morris Novak (AH)

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