Laugh a little

Singing in Shul

"So Rivkah," says Hetty, "now that you've reached 70, what do you think of old age, eh?"

"What do I think of old age?" replies Rivkah. "Feh, I think it sucks. There's only one thing I like about it."

"And what is that?" asks Hetty.

"I can brush my teeth while singing my favourite shul melodies," replies Rivkah.

feh: an expression of disapproval, disgust etc
shul: synagogue

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