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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Synagogue Bloopers PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Minkoff   
Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:00
These announcements, with their mistakes, appeared in shul newsletters.
•    Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.
•    Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.
•    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
•    For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery  downstairs.
•    We are pleased to announce the birth of David Minkowski, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Minkowski.
•    On Thursday, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private study.
•    The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
•    The Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
•    Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
•    The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah and Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
•    Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
•    We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the  sanctuary. Will all those wishing to do something on the carpet come forward and get a piece of paper.
•    If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
•    The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Now Upp yours!"
 
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