top
logo

This week's services:     Friday evening @ 5:45PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM
Share on facebook

Photo Gallery


feed-image Feed Entries
Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2014 David Minkoff



I did it my way PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Minkoff   
Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:00

This joke is a bit on the naughty side.  Reader beware!

It's the eve of Yom Kippur and Rebecca is standing up in her shul's women's balcony chanting aloud, in Hebrew of course, a key prayer of repentance - "Ashamnu, Bogadnu, Gozalnu, Dibarnu-dofie ................". And while she is chanting, she's beating herself with a clenched fist on every word she utters. But instead of beating herself on her breast, as all the women around her, and all the men on the ground floor are doing, Rebecca is beating herself on her pubis.

Her friend next to her sees her doing this and whispers to Rebecca, "Becky, you're not supposed to be hitting yourself there. You're supposed to hit yourself here."

Becky replies, "Please Rachel, please leave me alone. I know what I'm doing. I'm beating myself where I sin the most!"

Yom Kippur: Jewish festival - The Day of Atonement
shul: synagogue
Ashamnu, Bogadnu, Gozalnu, Dibarnu-dofie, ......: We have trespassed, we have dealt treacherously, we have robbed, we have spoken slander, .........(these are the first of 24)

 
« StartPrev12345678910NextEnd »

Page 1 of 178

Please Donate

Please help our small shul with your tax deductible donation to our building fund.

Thank you for your support!

Polls

The shul's website was created with a program that is no longer supported. Now that there is over 7 years of historical content on the site, would you be willing to contribute financially to a redesign and migration to a more modern platform?
 

Supporters

The following businesses support the synagogue with their generous donations.
Banner

Please show your gratitude by supporting them.

Kiddush Club

Wanted: Kiddush Club sponsors

If you are celebrating a special occasion (birthday, anniversary, yahrzeit) and want to share it with the community, why not consider sponsoring a Kiddush Club Event?

Upcoming Events

Use the Kiddush Club Request Form (see menu on far left of screen) to publicize your upcoming simcha or yahrzeit by sponsoring a Shabbat kiddush.


bottom

Copyright © 2014 Congregation Shaarey Zedek Windsor. All Rights Reserved.