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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2016 David Minkoff

Good Advice

Jeremy warned his son against marrying a 'shiksa.'

The son replied, "But she's converting to Judaism."

"It doesn't matter," Jeremy said, "a shiksa will cause problems."

After the wedding, Jeremy called the son, who was in business with him, and asked him why he was not at work.

"It's Shabbos," the son replied.

Jeremy was surprised and said, "But we always work on Saturday. It's our busiest day."

"I won't work anymore on Saturday," the son insisted, "because my wife wants us to go to shul on Shabbos."

"See," Jeremy said, "I told you marrying a shiksa would cause problems."

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Date: Mar 4 '17
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In memory of husband Morris Novak (AH)
 

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