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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2016 David Minkoff

Jewish Quickies

Q: Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much.
A: Because they are worth it.

Q: Why don’t Jews drink?
A: It interferes with their suffering.

Moshe, an old man, was hit by a car. Whilst waiting for an ambulance, a policeman tucked a blanket under Moshe's head and asked, “Are you comfortable?”
Moshe replied, “I make a nice living.”

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Date: Feb 20 '16
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In honour of yahrzeit of beloved husband Morris Novak (AH)
 

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