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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2015 David Minkoff

The Car Ride

Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Hendon. His own car was off the road being serviced.

"Sure," said Morry, "I'll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside."

As they're driving along, Moshe says, "Morry, what's that thing on the dashboard ticking all the time?"


"That's my digital clock."


A few minutes later, Moshe asks, "And what's that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?"


"That's my tachometer," says Morry.


Then a few minutes after that, Moshe starts to ask, "But what's that...."


"Hold on a minute, Moshe," says Morry, "I can see you've never been in a Rolls Royce before."


"Never in the front seat." says Moshe.

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