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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Written by David Minkoff   
Wednesday, 01 May 2013 00:00
Golda is known by friends and family alike as both a romantic and a career woman. She and her out-of-work husband Aaron live in London. She works for a firm of financial advisors and is so well regarded by them that they have sent her on a training course in Manchester, many hundreds of miles away from home.

On her first course morning, just before she goes down to breakfast, Golda sends Aaron the following text message:
Darling,
(a) If you're still in bed sleeping, please send me your dreams;
(b) but if you're eating and drinking, send me a bite and a sip to share:
(c) If I've made you laugh with this text, please send me your smile;
(d) but if I've made you cry, please send me your tears. I love you:

As soon as he's read her text, Aaron replies:

Darling,
(a) I'm currently in the bathroom;
(b) please advise me what I should send you. I love you too:
 
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