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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From  Copyright © 2001-2015 David Minkoff

The Best Slalom Skier in the World

As you may know, in a slalom race the skier must pass through about 20 gates as quickly as possible. Surprisingly, one year Israel had Avrahom, the fastest slalom-skier in the world, and had great expectations for a Winter Olympics gold medal.

The day of the final came, and the crowd waited in anticipation. The French champion sped down the course in 58 seconds. The Swiss was clocked at 58.7 seconds, the German at 61.8 seconds, and the Italian at 61.1 seconds.

Then came the turn of Avrahom. The crowd waited, and waited...and then Avrahom crossed the line in .....three minutes!

"What happened to you?" asked the team coach when Avrahom finally got back.

Avrahom replied, "Which one of those bastards put a mezuzah on each gate?"

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