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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From  Copyright © 2001-2016 David Minkoff


Shlomo, driving a Yugo in Tel Aviv, pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce, rolls down his window, and smiles at the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. Have you got a phone in it? I've got one in my Yugo!"

David, the driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a phone."

"Cool!" continues Shlomo. "Have you got a fridge in there, too? I got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"

David, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."

Shlomo goes on, "That's great! Listen, have you got a TV in there? I got a one right next to me."

David, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

"Say," persists Shlomo, "Have you got a bed in your car? I got one in the back of my Yugo!"

Upset that he didn’t, David immediately drove off straight to his dealer and demanded that a bed be installed in the back of the car. The next morning David picked up his car, with a superb bed in it, a bed fit for a Rolls Royce...

David immediately went searching for the Yugo, and only late in the afternoon he found it parked, with all its windows fogged up from the inside.

He knocked on the Yugo, and finally Shlomo stuck his head out, soaking wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," David stated arrogantly.

"What the ... !" complained Shlomo, "You got me out of the shower to tell me this?"

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