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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here. Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2013 David Minkoff
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Written by David Minkoff
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Wednesday, 06 November 2013 00:00 |
Benny is close to death and knows it. He's in bed in his local hospital and around the bed are his wife Sadie, his son Morris, his daughters Leah and Fay, and his nurse Marilyn.
Suddenly, and with a weak voice, Benny starts talking to his family.
"Morris, I want you to take the Heronslea apartments over in Bushey Heath."
"Leah, I want you to take the group of houses at the bottom of California Lane."
"Fay, I want you to take the Kosher shops in the High Road."
"And Sadie, my dear lovely wife who has been so good to me all my life, please take the houses in Merry Hill Lane where the Elstree film studios used to be."
Marilyn is totally shocked when she hears of all this property, and as Benny slowly slips away, she quietly says to Sadie, "Your husband must have been an extremely hard working and successful business man."
"Why do you say this?" asks Sadie.
"Because he has accumulated such a lot of property," replies Marilyn.
"Property shmoperty," says Sadie, "Don't be silly. The shmuck had a newspaper delivery route." |
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