This week's services:     Friday evening @ 6:45PM  -  Saturday morning @ 9:30AM

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The Collector

Issy rings the bell of a very wealthy person's house in Hampstead Garden Suburb and when the owner comes to the door, Issy greets him.

"Sholom Aleichem, Mr. Goldstein. I'm collecting for the Loads of Money Yeshivah, and I'm wondering if a nice wealthy Jewish person like yourself wouldn't want to make a little contribution."

"The name is Gold, not Goldstein, and I am not Jewish."

"Are you sure?" asks Issy.

"I'm positive".

"But", says Issy, "it says here that you're Jewish and my records are never wrong."

"I can assure you that I am certainly not Jewish", replies Mr Gold impatiently.

"Look sir, I know that my records are never wrong. You must be joking. Are you sure you aren't Jewish?" demands Issy.

"For the last time, I am not Jewish, my father is not Jewish, and my grandfather, alav hashalom, wasn't Jewish either!"

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