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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2015 David Minkoff

The bible according to children

The following statements about the Bible were written by children. The statements have not been retouched or bad spelling corrected.

•    Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears.
•    The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
•    The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
•    The seventh commandment is, "Thou shalt not admit adultery".
•    David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

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Date: Feb 28 '15
Sponsor: Regina Novak
Remembering the yahrzeit of husband Morris Novak (AH)
 

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