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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2015 David Minkoff

Good News / Bad News

My bubbeh always used to ask the paper boy each Friday if he would call in on Shabbes morning to light her gas stove because she was frum. And she would always give him 50 cents to do this.

One Friday, he rang my bubbeh's door bell as usual and gave her the newspaper. But he then said to her, "I'm sorry, but I won't be able to come to light your gas stove tomorrow."

"Oy Vey, why not?" my bubbeh asked.

"Because it's my bar mtizvah," he replied.

 

bubbeh: grandmother
Shabbes: The Sabbath, which lasts from sundown on Friday to sunset on Saturday

frum: religious
bar mtizvah: Religious ceremony marking coming of age of a 13-year-old Jewish boy

In our thoughts

We are all deeply saddened by the passing of Kalman Monczak, a beloved member of our congregation, and offer our condolences to Reva and her family.  The funeral will be held April 9, 2015 at 2:00PM at the Rachel Kaplan Chapel.  Shiva arrangements will be announced at the funeral.

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