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The chosen one
Finally it's Bernie's turn to be called in. He enters the office and immediately notices the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table.
"Bernie," asks the chairman, "have you ever slept with my secretary, Miss Ginsberg?"
"No sir, certainly not." replies Bernie. "I could never do such a thing."
"Are you absolutely sure?" asks the chairman.
"Absolutely sir," replies Bernie. "I've never laid a finger on her."
"Would you swear to that on the torah if asked to do so?" asks the chairman.
"Yes sir," replies Bernie. "I swear I've never had a sexual relationship with your secretary."
"Excellent," says the chairman, smiling at last, "Then I'd like you to be the one to fire her."
torah: the scroll containing the 5 books of Moses.