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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Mean Behaviour

Jacob believes that he is one of the most kind-hearted husbands in the world - not that his wife Naomi would always agree with such a belief as he was very mean when it came to spending any money!

One day, he and Naomi decide to take a trip to Oxford Circus. They had been walking down Oxford Street for over 45 minutes admiring all the wonderful shops when Naomi begins to feel a bit hungry. So as they pass a restaurant, Naomi hints to him by saying, "Jacob, that restaurant we just passed. What a wonderful smell of food was coming out of it. What do you think?"

Jacob wants to be kind to her, so still holding her hand, he turns around and they walk back past the restaurant again.

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Date: Apr 4 '15
Sponsor: Katalin Fenyvesi
In memory of beloved husband, George Fenyvesi (AH)
 

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