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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2015 David Minkoff

The Beggars

Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Ireland. One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their noses at the guy holding the Star of David but drop money in the other guy’s hat. Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty.
A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, "Don't you realize that this is a Christian country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."

The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the guy holding the Cross and says, "Hymie, look who's trying to teach us Marketing."

In our thoughts

Our sincere condolences go to Jackie Putterman on the loss of beloved husband Mark (AH).  Mark was a long-time member of our congregation and he will be missed.  The funeral will be held at 11:00AM Sunday, August 23rd at the Rachel Kaplan Memorial Chapel.

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Date: Feb 20 '16
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In honour of yahrzeit of beloved husband Morris Novak (AH)
 

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