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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From  Copyright © 2001-2014 David Minkoff

The Doctor's Bad News PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Minkoff   
Wednesday, 05 November 2014 00:00

Bernie is taken to hospital for a series of tests and not long after, doctor Morris enters Bernie's room.
"Bernie," says doctor Morris, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your tests have come back and the news isn't very good. In fact it's as bad as it could be. It seems that your condition is both terminal and untreatable."
"Oy Veh," cries Bernie. "So how much time do I have left?"
"Eight," replies doctor Morris.
"Eight what?" asks Bernie, "Eight years? Eight months? Eight days?"
Looking at his watch, doctor Morris replies, "eight ........ seven ....... six ........"


A note from the website administrator (November 5, 2014):

The jokes that appear on this website are taken from the Jewish Jokes website and are queued 2-3 months in advance of publication.  As of October 1st, all jokes that will appear on this website until the end of 2014 have already been selected.  They are set to activate automatically, one joke per week, each Wednesday morning.

Today's joke appears on the very day that one of our community members passed away after surgery at a local hospital.  I sincerely apologize for the timing and hope that no-one is offended by this unfortunate coincidence.

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