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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2016 David Minkoff

Giving to Charity

Leah gives a loonie to her daughter Sarah. The little girl goes outside and returns 10 minutes later without the coin. Wondering what she had done with the money, Leah asks, "Where is the loonie I gave you, darling?"

"I gave it to an old lady." says Sarah.

"Oh you sweet girl. I am so proud. Tomorrow you will have a toonie."

The next day, true to her word, Leah gives Sarah a toonie. Off Sarah goes outside and returns later without the coin.

"What did you do with the toonie?"

"Oh, today I saw the same old woman," begins Sarah as her mother beemed at her, "and I bought a bigger ice cream."

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