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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Sam Levy's text message PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Minkoff   
Wednesday, 10 September 2014 00:00
Sam Levy texted his wife, "Darling, sorry to tell you but I got hit by a car near my office this morning and I'm now in Watford General Hospital. Sharon brought me here. The doctors have been making tests and taking X-rays and the good news is that they've told me that the big blow I took to my forehead shouldn't have any lasting effect. But I've broken two ribs and my left arm. I've also got a fractured leg which they say should hopefully heal over the next 3 months or so. Sorry darling for putting you through all this worry."

Moments later, his wife Esther texted back, "Who's Sharon?"
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