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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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Beginnings of Mankind

Written by David Minkoff
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 00:00
One day, eight-year-old Melissa says to her mother, "Mummy, I’ve been thinking about us humans and I’m a bit puzzled. How did we humans first appear on Earth?" "That’s a very good question, darling," her mother replies. "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then their children had children, and as a result, mankind began." Later that day, Melissa asks her father the same question. "Daddy, how did we humans first appear on earth?" "That’s an intelligent question, Melissa," he replies. "Millions of years ago there were monkeys from which, gradually, the human race evolved." Melissa is confused by this answer and goes back to her mother. "Mummy," she asks, "how come that you told me the human race was created by God, yet daddy said they developed from monkeys?" "Well darling, replies her mother, smiling, "the answer is simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

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