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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2014 David Minkoff



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Written by David Minkoff   
Wednesday, 05 March 2014 00:00
This is how 13 year old Yitzhak ended his overly long gantzeh megillah of a barmitzvah speech: -

"........... And for making this barmitzvah day possible, I must thank the following people: Ronnie and Miriam, my very special parents; my bubbeh Talia and my zaydeh Jacob; Mr Wulwick, my super-duper Hebrew teacher;  Rabbi Leo; Rebbetsin Rivkah; Chazan Gold; shammes Jones; and last but not least, Dr. Salamon, my psychiatrist."

gantzeh megillah: a long boring story or speech
bubbeh: grandma
zaydeh: grandpa
rebbetsin: rabbi's wife
chazan: Cantor, the singer who leads synagogue services
shammes: caretaker
 
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