Unfortunately, Sam's wife Hetty passes away during the night. As is the Jewish custom for speedy burials, Sam immediately phone's Jake, a member of the chevrah kedushah.

Jake awakens somewhat disoriented. "Hello!!! What time is it? Oy Gevalt, it's 3am."

"Jake," says Sam, "this is Sam Rosen. My wife has just died and I need the chevrah kedushah to deal with her body."

"Sam," says Jake, "you're having a bad dream. We buried your wife 3 years ago."

"You don't understand," says Sam, "I remarried last year."

"You got married again?" says Jake. "I didn't know this. Mazel Tov!"

_{chevrah kedushah: burial society
Mazel Tov: Congratulations!}