Q: What is the proper blessing to recite before logging on to the Internet?
A: "Modem anachnu loch..."

Q: If a doctor carries a black leather bag and a plumber carries a box of tools, what does a mohel carry?
A: A bris kit.

Q: What do you call the steaks ordered by ten Jewish men?
A: Fillet minyan.

Q: What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a passover pizza?
A: Matzarello

Q: What do you call an uncircumcised Jew who is more than 8 days old?
A: A girl.

Q: What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers?
A: "Is anything OK?"

Q: Where does Moshe hide money from his wife Sadie?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner.

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take the change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.