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The obituary

Mandelbaum died and his wife, Sarah,  phoned the Jewish Chronicle to place an obituary.

Sarah said to them, "This is what I want you to print: .... Bernie is dead."

The man at the Jewish Chronicle said, "But for $25, you are allowed to print six words."

Sarah answered, "Okay, then print:   ..... Bernie is dead. Lexus for sale."

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