Moishe has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Moishe’s last Will and testament.

“To my dear wife Sadie, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 3 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.

To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $500,000.

And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp.”