Mrs Herman from London was visiting some friends in Florida when she saw a little old man rocking merrily away on his front porch. He had a lovely smile on his face. She just had to go over to him.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. I would love to know your secret for a long and happy life.”

“I smoke four packets of cigarettes a day, drink five bottles of scotch whiskey a week, eat lots and lots of fatty food and I never, I mean never exercise.”

“Why, that’s absolutely amazing. I’ve never heard anything like this before. How old are you?”

“I’m twenty six” he replied.