The following statements about the Bible were written by children.

• In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, G-d got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
• Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they ate unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.
• The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
• Afterward, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to find the ten amendments.
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
• The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
• The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
• David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
• Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines