Stupid #1
Freda walks into a wine bar and asks the barman to give her a double entendre. So he gives her one.

Stupid #2
Two Jewish aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!

Stupid #3
Q: How do you know when a Jewish dog is fully mature?
A: He has a bark-mitzvah!

Stupid #4
I came from a very poor family. One Chanukah, my dad gave me an empty box and told me it was an Action Man deserter kit.

Stupid #5
Morris’s local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen. Police are currently combing the area for clues.