God: And remember, Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel.

Moses: “So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.”

God: “No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's milk.”

Moses: “Oh Lord, forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs.”

God: “No, Moses, listen to me.  I am saying, don't cook a calf in its mother's milk!!!”

Moses: “Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside....”

God: “Moses, do whatever you want..........”