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The flight

Moishe was on a flight from New York to Los Angeles.  Close to him sat a beautiful girl, really beautiful. She was hypnotic to him, so he decided to say something.

"Where are you from?"

"I'm from Miami."


"What are you doing in NY?"


"I'm finishing my Ph.D."


"What's it about?"


"It's a study of which group of men gives a woman the most pleasure."


"And what is the conclusion?"


"The two groups are Indians and Jews."


"Nice to meet you, my name is Ravishu Goldstein!"

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