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I'm Tired and Thirsty

| Written by David Minkoff
A Frenchman, a German and a Jew are lost in the desert, wandering for days.

The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have some wine."

The German says, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have a beer."

The Jew says, "I'm tired and I'm thirsty. I must have diabetes."

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