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Isaac in London is sending a brand new version of the Old Testament bible to his son in New York. After wrapping the bible in plenty of bubble wrap and placing it carefully inside a cardboard box, Isaac seals the box, writes his son's name and address on the label, and then takes the box to his local Post Office.

When he gets to the front of the queue, Isaac hands the box to the clerk behind the counter and says, "I would like this to go to New York please."

"Is there anything breakable inside the box, sir?" asks the clerk.

Without thinking, Isaac replies, "Only the Ten Commandments."

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