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Conversation at the hairdresser's
One day, while walking to the shops, Judith meets Hannah, an old friend of hers. "Well what do you know?" Judith says to Hannah, "I haven't seen you for ages. How are you keeping?"
"I'm fine thank you Judith," replies Hannah.
"And what about how is Isaac, that gorgeous hunk of a husband of yours? Is he also keeping well?"
"Please don't talk to me about Isaac," replies Hannah. "If I could, I'd divorce him quicker than you can say mazel tov."
"So nu, why don't you divorce him then?" asks Judith.
"Because if I did," replies Hannah, "it would absolutely plutz me to see him so happy.
plutz: be infuriated
"I'm fine thank you Judith," replies Hannah.
"And what about how is Isaac, that gorgeous hunk of a husband of yours? Is he also keeping well?"
"Please don't talk to me about Isaac," replies Hannah. "If I could, I'd divorce him quicker than you can say mazel tov."
"So nu, why don't you divorce him then?" asks Judith.
"Because if I did," replies Hannah, "it would absolutely plutz me to see him so happy.
plutz: be infuriated
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