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Morris phones British Airways. "Yes, can I help you?" asks the BA booking clerk.

"I'm looking to book a flight to Tel Aviv for this coming Sunday," says Morris, "and I wondered whether there are any seats still available."

"Before I can answer that," says the BA clerk, "I need to know how many people are going to fly with you."

"Oy vey, what a silly question to ask," replies Morris. "How should I know - it's your aircraft, not mine?"

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