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It's Noah all over again
Nathan the plumber is just about to leave home to start his working day when his phone rings. He picks it up and before he can say anything, an hysterical woman's voice says, "Help me, please help me. I'm Rebecca and my house is flooding with water."
He takes down her address and says, "I'm leaving now. I'll be with you in a few minutes."
As soon as he gets there, Rebecca takes him into her kitchen which is already badly soaked, with water leaking heavily from under the sink. Then, with tears pouring down her cheeks, she says, "I've just spent a fortune having a new kitchen floor laid. And now look at it."
"Please lady, please stop crying," says Nathan. "Your crying is only making it worse."
He takes down her address and says, "I'm leaving now. I'll be with you in a few minutes."
As soon as he gets there, Rebecca takes him into her kitchen which is already badly soaked, with water leaking heavily from under the sink. Then, with tears pouring down her cheeks, she says, "I've just spent a fortune having a new kitchen floor laid. And now look at it."
"Please lady, please stop crying," says Nathan. "Your crying is only making it worse."
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