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What an operation!
Nathan is a shlemiel - he's been one all his life. And now, unfortunately, he has been diagnosed with having a cancerous appendix and has to be operated on to remove it. Later, as he comes out from under the anaesthesia, he sees Dr. Levy sitting by his bedside.
"So tell me already," Nathan asks Dr. Levy, "how did the operation go?"
"Well Nathan," replies Dr. Levy, "there's good new and there's bad news."
"OK doctor," says Nathan, "give me the bad news first."
"I'm sorry to tell you this Nathan," replies Dr. Levy, "but there was an error during the operation. One of the nurses got your chart mixed up with another patient. Instead of removing your appendix, we removed your putz instead."
"Oy Vey," screams Nathan, "that's terrible. I can't believe this is happening to me. So what can the good news be?"
"The final tests have come back on your appendix and it wasn't cancerous after all." replies Dr Levy.
"So tell me already," Nathan asks Dr. Levy, "how did the operation go?"
"Well Nathan," replies Dr. Levy, "there's good new and there's bad news."
"OK doctor," says Nathan, "give me the bad news first."
"I'm sorry to tell you this Nathan," replies Dr. Levy, "but there was an error during the operation. One of the nurses got your chart mixed up with another patient. Instead of removing your appendix, we removed your putz instead."
"Oy Vey," screams Nathan, "that's terrible. I can't believe this is happening to me. So what can the good news be?"
"The final tests have come back on your appendix and it wasn't cancerous after all." replies Dr Levy.
shlemiel: simpleton, a born loser
putz (vulgar): penis
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