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Synagogue Bloopers
These announcements, with their mistakes, appeared in shul newsletters.
• Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.
• Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• We are pleased to announce the birth of David Minkowski, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Minkowski.
• On Thursday, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private study.
• The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
• The Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
• Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
• The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah and Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
• Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
• We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. Will all those wishing to do something on the carpet come forward and get a piece of paper.
• If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
• The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Now Upp yours!"
• Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.
• Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• We are pleased to announce the birth of David Minkowski, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Minkowski.
• On Thursday, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private study.
• The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
• The Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
• Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
• The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah and Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
• Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
• We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. Will all those wishing to do something on the carpet come forward and get a piece of paper.
• If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
• The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Now Upp yours!"
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