Leah invites some family and friends to dinner and at the table, she turns to her 6 year old daughter Becky and says, "Darling, would you like to say the blessing?"

"But mummy, I don't know what to say," replies Becky.

"All you need do," says Leah, "is to repeat what you heard Mummy say."

So Becky bows her head and says aloud, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"