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Announcement Bloopers in Synagogue Newsletters
Join us for our celebration after services. Prayer and medication to follow.
Weight Watchers will meet at 8pm at the Beck Hall. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
We are pleased to announce the birth of David Bloom, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs Shlomo Bloom.
The Men’s Club is warmly invited to the celebrations hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
Our Rabbi unveiled the synagogue’s new fundraising campaign slogan last week: “I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours”
If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you.
Rabbi is on holiday. Massages can be given to his secretary.
Mrs Himmelfarb will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
The Ladies Guild have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Thursdays.
We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the Beck Hall. All those wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.
Don’t let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.