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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The Two Farmers

Bud, from Texas, is on holiday in Israel and meets farmer Shlomo there. Bud asks Shlomo what he does.

"I raise a few chickens," says Shlomo. “I'm also a farmer.”


“So am I. How much land do you have?” asks Bud.


“Fifty meters in front, and almost a hundred at the back.”


Now it was the turn of Shlomo to ask a question.


“You’re from Texas, so what about your farm?" asks Shlomo.


Bud tells him, "On my farm, I can drive from morning until sundown and not reach the end of my property."


"That's too bad," says Shlomo. "I once had a car like that."

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