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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The Israeli Worker's Union

Max, a Vaadnik (union head) is addressing a union meeting at a certain unnamed Israeli government-owned company.

"Comrades - Haverim. We have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work six days a week."


"Hooray!", goes the crowd.


"We will finish work at 3 PM, not 4 PM."


"Hooray!", goes the crowd, again.


"We will start work at 9 AM, not 7 AM."


"Hooray!"


"We have a 150% pay rise."


"Hooray!"


"We will only work on Wednesdays."


Silence...then a voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?"

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