Laugh a little
We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Quickies
Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car.
Yetta, a friend of mine, confused her Valium pills with her birth control pills. As a result, she had ten children but she doesn't really care.
Q: What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed?
A: The Dead Sea.
It's one of life's mysteries - how a 2Ib box of chocolates can make a Jewish woman gain 5lb.
Another of life's mysteries is when a Jewish woman hangs something in her wardrobe for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
The trouble with some Jewish women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
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