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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
The Story of Elijah
Emanuel, the Sunday school teacher, is telling his class the story of the Prophet Elijah and the false prophets of Baal. He explains to his class how Elijah built the altar; put wood upon it; cut the cow in pieces and laid it upon the altar. Then how Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar; and to do this four times.
Emanuel then asks his class, "Now can anyone here tell me why the Lord wanted Elijah to pour water over the cow on the altar?"
Kitty, a little girl at the back of the classroom starts waving her hand, "I know teacher, I know," she shouts out. "It's to make the gravy."
Emanuel then asks his class, "Now can anyone here tell me why the Lord wanted Elijah to pour water over the cow on the altar?"
Kitty, a little girl at the back of the classroom starts waving her hand, "I know teacher, I know," she shouts out. "It's to make the gravy."
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