Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Life’s little conversations

Beckie: “You’ll be sorry – I’m going to leave you.
Morris: “Make up your mind – which one is it going to be?”

Beckie (to Sadie): “Just remember to be nice to your kids – they’ll be choosing your nursing home!”

Morris (timidly to Beckie): “We’re not going out tonight and that’s semi-final!”

Morris: “Beckie’s two hours late.
Max: “She’s probably been kidnapped or she’s been involved in a terrible car crash or she’s shopping.”
Morris: “Oy vay! I hope she’s not shopping!”

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