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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
Missing Person
Rachel decides to do some shopping at Brent Cross Shopping Centre and manages to persuade her husband Howard to join her. After 2 hours of looking around one women's clothes shop after another, Rachel suddenly realises that Howard is no longer with her. So she calls him on his mobile phone to see 'what's what.'
"So where are you?" she angrily asks Howard. "I thought we were shopping together."
"Don't be angry, darling," replies Howard. "Do you remember the jewellery shop by the escalator in the middle of the Shopping Centre, the one we spent time in last year and where we saw a lovely gold necklace for you but which was just a little bit too expensive for us to buy and where I said I would get it for you one day?"
"Yes, of course I do, darling" replies Rachel excitedly. "Why do you ask?"
"Well I'm in the Cafe next door having a coffee and a scone."
"So where are you?" she angrily asks Howard. "I thought we were shopping together."
"Don't be angry, darling," replies Howard. "Do you remember the jewellery shop by the escalator in the middle of the Shopping Centre, the one we spent time in last year and where we saw a lovely gold necklace for you but which was just a little bit too expensive for us to buy and where I said I would get it for you one day?"
"Yes, of course I do, darling" replies Rachel excitedly. "Why do you ask?"
"Well I'm in the Cafe next door having a coffee and a scone."
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