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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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The Simple Explanation
The nice Jewish mother in-law comes home and finds Eli, her son-in-law, furious and packing his suitcase.
"What happened?" she asks.
Eli screamed, "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? My wife, yes my Rachel, your daughter, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage. I will leave forever!"
"Calm down!" says the mother in-law. "There's something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."
Moments later, the mother in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said that there must be a simple explanation. Rachel never received your email"!
"What happened?" she asks.
Eli screamed, "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found? My wife, yes my Rachel, your daughter, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage. I will leave forever!"
"Calm down!" says the mother in-law. "There's something odd about this story. Rachel would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened."
Moments later, the mother in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I said that there must be a simple explanation. Rachel never received your email"!