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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com. That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.
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From www.awordinyoureye.com. Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff
The screaming goes on and on
Ruth is very, very broyges with her husband Simon and screaming out loud, she screams at him, "Get out of my sight at once, you shmuck. Leave, leave, just leave this house right away, you piece of chazzerai! I've had enough of you and your bad habits, you putz. Just go will you. Go.....go, you shmegegge."
As Simon is leaving the house, Ruth shouts once more at him. "And I really hope you die a long, slow and painful death."
At that, Simon stops, turns around, and shouts back at her, "Oh, so now you want me to stay?"
As Simon is leaving the house, Ruth shouts once more at him. "And I really hope you die a long, slow and painful death."
At that, Simon stops, turns around, and shouts back at her, "Oh, so now you want me to stay?"
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