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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

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From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Is he ill, or what?

Morris is in Blooms Restaurant one night when he notices a man and woman, sitting at a table next to his, looking very romantic as they stare into each others' eyes. But then quite suddenly, the man slides off his chair and falls under their table. Morris immediately notices that the woman doesn't seem to have seen this because she's looking in the other direction. So he quickly calls over to her and says, "Lady, I'm sorry to tell you this but your husband has just collapsed and fallen under your table."  

"No he hasn't," she replies, "he's just walked into the restaurant."

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