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We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

The new neighbour

Suzie and Carol, two widows in a Hendon adult community centre, were curious about the latest arrival - a quiet, nice-looking man who, most of the time, kept to himself.

Carol said to Suzie, "You know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him and find out a little bit about him. He looks so lonely."  Suzie agreed.

So she walked up to him and said, "Excuse me, I hope you don’t mind me asking, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."

"I'm lonely,” he said, "Because I've spent the past 20 years in prison."

"You're kidding me! What ever for?"

"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I poisoned her."

"And, if I may ask, what about your first wife?"

"We had a fight and she fell out the window."

"Oh my goodness," said Suzie.

Then turning to her friend on the other side of the room, she shouted, "Carol. It’s OK, he's single!"

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Date: Feb 16 '19
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In honour of my husband Morris Novak (AH) yahrzeit

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