This week's services:  Friday @ 6:15PM, Saturday @ 9:30AM, Yom Kippur Services (see schedule on website)

Friday night services will be held at the home of the Rabbi.  The address is 1506 Victoria Avenue.  Enter via the door nearest the driveway.

Laugh a little

We all receive jokes by email, but I've found a very large collection of Jewish jokes at a website called aWordInYourEye.com.  That website's creator, David Minkoff, has given permission for jokes on his website to be reproduced here.

Unless otherwise stated, all content shown here is:
From www.awordinyoureye.com.  Copyright © 2001-2017 David Minkoff

Have I?

Moishe, an elderly man, goes to a brothel and tells the madam that he would like a beautiful, young lady for the night. The madam gives him a quick look-over and is rather puzzled. So she asks him, "How old are you?"

"Why," replies Moishe, "I'm 98 years old today."

"Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?"

"Oh," he says, "in that case, how much do I owe you?"

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Kiddush Club


Date: Sep 19 '18
Sponsor: Jack Eisenberg
Yom Kippur Break the Fast Kiddush in honour of father Harold (Israel) Eisenberg (AH)
 
Date: Feb 16 '19
Sponsor: Regina Novak
In honour of my husband Morris Novak (AH) yahrzeit
 

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