These are real answers given by children.

Q:    Name the four seasons.
A:    Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q:    How is dew formed?
A:    The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q:    How can you delay milk turning sour?
A:    Keep it in the cow.

Q:    What are steroids?
A:    Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q:    What happens to your body as you age?
A:    When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q:    What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A:    He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q:    Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A:    Premature death.

Q:    What is artificial insemination?
A:    When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q:    What is the fibula?
A:    A small lie.

Q:    What does "varicose" mean?
A:    Nearby