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Words from the male & female versions of the English dictionary

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Any part under a car's bonnet (F)
The strap fastener on a woman's bra (M)

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another (F)
Playing cricket without a cup (M)

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner (F)
Leaving a note before taking off on a poker evening with the boys (M)

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
A desire to get married and raise a family (F)
Trying not to talk to other women while out with this one (M)

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A good movie, concert, play or book (F)
Anything that can be done while drinking beer (M)

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
An embarrassing by-product of indigestion (F)
A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding (M)

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