Q: Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much.
A: Because they are worth it.

Q: Why don’t Jews drink?
A: It interferes with their suffering.

Moshe, an old man, was hit by a car. Whilst waiting for an ambulance, a policeman tucked a blanket under Moshe's head and asked, “Are you comfortable?”
Moshe replied, “I make a nice living.”