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The son-in-law

Issy goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Benjy.

He says to Benjy, "So nu, tell me Benjy my boy, what do you do?"

"I study the Torah," he replies.

"But Benjy, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?"

"No problem," says Benjy, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."

"But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Issy.

"No problem," says Benjy, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."

When Issy returns home, his wife anxiously asks him what Benjy is like.  "Well," says Issy, "he's a lovely boy. I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God."

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