Laugh a little
More is Better
Two pensioners, Judith and Leah, meet by chance at Brent Cross shopping centre. Leah takes one look at Judith and says, "I see you've bought yourself a new pair of glasses."
"That's very observant of you Leah," replies Judith. "Yes, I've just picked them up from my optician. They are the third pair of glasses I now carry around with me."
"Oy vey!," says Leah, "your third pair? Why do you need to carry around so many pairs of glasses?"
"Believe me, Leah," replies Judith, "I need this third pair. One pair I use for long sight, another for short sight, and these new ones I'm going to use to help me find the other two pairs."
"That's very observant of you Leah," replies Judith. "Yes, I've just picked them up from my optician. They are the third pair of glasses I now carry around with me."
"Oy vey!," says Leah, "your third pair? Why do you need to carry around so many pairs of glasses?"
"Believe me, Leah," replies Judith, "I need this third pair. One pair I use for long sight, another for short sight, and these new ones I'm going to use to help me find the other two pairs."