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Worse and worser
The El Al Airlines plane has just reached its cruising altitude and Captain Levy is making his usual announcement. "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. You'll be pleased to learn that we have now reached our cruising altitude. The weather ahead is fine and we expect our flight to Tel Aviv to be a smooth one, with our estimated arrival time to be 2.30pm. So why don't you relax, watch some movies and ........ "
The captain's announcement suddenly ends with him screaming, "OY GEVALT!" and then there is silence throughout the plane.
However, 30 seconds later, Captain Levy comes back over the loud speaker.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I might have scared you just then. The truth is that while I was speaking to you, one of my flight attendants was refilling my cup with some boiling hot coffee and she accidentally spilled some directly on my lap. I'm OK now, but you should see the front of my trousers."
On hearing this, Moshe, an elderly passenger, shouts out, "And you, captain, you should see the back of mine!"
The captain's announcement suddenly ends with him screaming, "OY GEVALT!" and then there is silence throughout the plane.
However, 30 seconds later, Captain Levy comes back over the loud speaker.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I might have scared you just then. The truth is that while I was speaking to you, one of my flight attendants was refilling my cup with some boiling hot coffee and she accidentally spilled some directly on my lap. I'm OK now, but you should see the front of my trousers."
On hearing this, Moshe, an elderly passenger, shouts out, "And you, captain, you should see the back of mine!"
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