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Renee and Fay are having lunch in the magnificent but very expensive ROYAL KOSHER restaurant in Golders Green when Renee points to her bare wrist and says, "You von't believe it, Fay, but mine new solid gold wrist vatch dat I showed you last veek stopped vorking just before I left de house dis morning. The vatch is only a few veeks old, so I took it back to Tiffany for repair just before I met you. Vud you tell me please de time?"
"Of course, Renee," says Fay, as she looks at her own large gold wrist watch. "It's just gone eight rubies past five diamonds."
"Of course, Renee," says Fay, as she looks at her own large gold wrist watch. "It's just gone eight rubies past five diamonds."