Laugh a little
Some Jewish Folk Sayings
• Whenever a boring person leaves a room, those remaining feel as if somebody fascinating has just entered.
• A rabbi whose congregation doesn't want him to leave their shul for good is not a rabbi. But a rabbi whose congregation force him to leave their shul for good is not a man.
• A little coitus, never hoitus.
• Life without humour is like life without legs.
• You can hear laughter much further away than you can hear crying.
• Whenever a father needs to help his son, both of them laugh; but whenever a son needs to help his father, both of them cry.
• Insanity is actually hereditary - you get it from your children.
• Gossip is when three women stand on a corner talking, and then one of them leaves.
• Whenever you go into a restaurant, it's always a good idea to ask for a table near a waitress.
• A rabbi whose congregation doesn't want him to leave their shul for good is not a rabbi. But a rabbi whose congregation force him to leave their shul for good is not a man.
• A little coitus, never hoitus.
• Life without humour is like life without legs.
• You can hear laughter much further away than you can hear crying.
• Whenever a father needs to help his son, both of them laugh; but whenever a son needs to help his father, both of them cry.
• Insanity is actually hereditary - you get it from your children.
• Gossip is when three women stand on a corner talking, and then one of them leaves.
• Whenever you go into a restaurant, it's always a good idea to ask for a table near a waitress.