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It's not what you think
Sadly, Morris has just booked his aging father into a Nursing Home. The Home is some distance away and Morris can't visit his father too often.
Nevertheless, three days after leaving his father there for the first time, Morris makes an unannounced visit to see how his father is getting on. As soon as Morris walks into his father's room, there was his father sitting on the edge of his bed with two very attractive nurses on each side of him. As Morris watches, his father starts to lean over to the nurse on his right, and almost immediately, the nurse on that side snuggles up close to his father and gently pushes him into a straight sitting position. Then a few moments later, his father starts to lean over to the nurse on the other side. Again, almost immediately, the lovely nurse on that side gently pushes against his father and gets him sitting upright.
Morris walks over to the bed, kisses his father and says to him, "Shalom Dad, I’m so glad these two lovely gorgeous nurses are taking such good care of you. I bet you are really enjoying yourself having them so close to you."
At that, his father beckons Morris to come nearer and when Morris does, his father whispers to him, "Oy vay iz meer, sie lozzen mir nich fartzen!"
Shalom: Peace be with you
Oy vay iz meer, sie lozzen mir nich fartzen: Oh woe is me, they won't let me fart.
Nevertheless, three days after leaving his father there for the first time, Morris makes an unannounced visit to see how his father is getting on. As soon as Morris walks into his father's room, there was his father sitting on the edge of his bed with two very attractive nurses on each side of him. As Morris watches, his father starts to lean over to the nurse on his right, and almost immediately, the nurse on that side snuggles up close to his father and gently pushes him into a straight sitting position. Then a few moments later, his father starts to lean over to the nurse on the other side. Again, almost immediately, the lovely nurse on that side gently pushes against his father and gets him sitting upright.
Morris walks over to the bed, kisses his father and says to him, "Shalom Dad, I’m so glad these two lovely gorgeous nurses are taking such good care of you. I bet you are really enjoying yourself having them so close to you."
At that, his father beckons Morris to come nearer and when Morris does, his father whispers to him, "Oy vay iz meer, sie lozzen mir nich fartzen!"
Shalom: Peace be with you
Oy vay iz meer, sie lozzen mir nich fartzen: Oh woe is me, they won't let me fart.
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