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This I've never seen before
One day, as soon as Morris returns home from his office, his wife Becky meets him in the hallway and says, "So tell me already, Morris. Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't," replies Morris.
Becky gives him a lovely smile, unbuttons the top 3 buttons of her blouse, reaches down into the cleavage and pulls out a crumpled twenty pound note.
She gives it to him and says, "Nu?"
Morris takes the crumpled note from her, smiles approvingly, and says, "Nice one darling."
Becky then asks him, "So tell me Morris. Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he replies.
Becky gives him another smile, pulls up her skirt, and takes out a crumpled fifty pound note from her panties. "Nu?" she says again.
Morris takes the crumpled note from her, smiles even more approvingly, and says, "Another nice one darling."
Becky then says to him, "OK bubbelah, so now tell me. Have you ever seen thirty-thousand pounds all crumpled up?"
"No! Never ever have I seen thirty-thousand pounds all crumpled up," he replies, "nor do I ever expect to."
On hearing his response, Becky says to him, looking very worried, "In that case, darling, please don't look in the garage."
nu?: well?
bubbelah: term of endearment
"No I haven't," replies Morris.
Becky gives him a lovely smile, unbuttons the top 3 buttons of her blouse, reaches down into the cleavage and pulls out a crumpled twenty pound note.
She gives it to him and says, "Nu?"
Morris takes the crumpled note from her, smiles approvingly, and says, "Nice one darling."
Becky then asks him, "So tell me Morris. Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he replies.
Becky gives him another smile, pulls up her skirt, and takes out a crumpled fifty pound note from her panties. "Nu?" she says again.
Morris takes the crumpled note from her, smiles even more approvingly, and says, "Another nice one darling."
Becky then says to him, "OK bubbelah, so now tell me. Have you ever seen thirty-thousand pounds all crumpled up?"
"No! Never ever have I seen thirty-thousand pounds all crumpled up," he replies, "nor do I ever expect to."
On hearing his response, Becky says to him, looking very worried, "In that case, darling, please don't look in the garage."
nu?: well?
bubbelah: term of endearment
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